Epstein Client List T-Shirt – Funny Political Satire Tee | Gonna Tell My Kids Congress Was Jeffrey Epstein’s Client List

Description

A sweeping, high-angle view of a grand legislative chamber fills the shirt’s central scene. Rows of desks curve around a central dais, beneath a proudly displayed American flag, with balconies rings of attendees creating a bustling, official atmosphere. Warm overhead lights wash the room in a glossy, almost stage-like glow, while a diagonal teal watermark cuts across the image for a modern, print-ready edge.

At the bottom, a bold white caption sits in a stark black band: “Gonna Tell My Kids This Was Epstein’s Client List.” The text choice is clean and impactful, designed for maximum legibility and instant meme-readability. The juxtaposition of a solemn government setting with this provocative line turns the image into a bold, conversation-starting statement piece that’s hard to ignore.

Printed on Gildan 5000 short-sleeve tees, this design offers sturdy, pre-shrunk cotton with a smooth surface that holds color and detail well. The combination of intricate crowd-action in the chamber and the crisp, high-contrast caption makes it versatile for black or white shirts, pairing easily with jeans or jackets for a fearless, head-turning look at rallies, parties, or casual days out.

The 100% cotton unisex classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it’s extra trendy now!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Printed apparel (direct-to-garment)
We use the latest direct-to-garment (DTG) printing technology to offer a wide variety of printable garments and design color options. We use high-quality inks that won’t fade for a long time if taken care of properly.

Keep in mind that the original manufacturer’s care instructions don’t take into consideration the DTG printing process. So we suggest following the care instructions on this page to learn how to take care of your printed garments properly.

Printed apparel can be machine-washed cold, inside-out on a gentle cycle with a mild detergent and like colors. Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary. You shouldn’t use any fabric softeners or dry-clean the items.

DTG-printed apparel can be tumble-dried on a low cycle, but hang-dry works best. When it comes to ironing, use cool iron inside out. Don’t iron the print.

Follow these instructions carefully to avoid fading and cracking of the print, and shrinking the garment that can occur if you wash or dry it on a high setting.

EU Warranty: 2 years

Age restrictions: For adults

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to our EU rep. at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.