Epstein Client List Mug – Funny Political Satire Coffee Cup | Gonna Tell My Kids Congress Was Jeffrey Epstein’s Client List

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Imagine the moment a grand legislative chamber comes alive on a coffee mug. The scene is a semicircular sea of desks packed with delegates, a central dais framed by a proud American flag, and warm wood tones that scream tradition. Overhead lights glow and crowds bustle, giving the design a cinematic, larger‑than‑life feel. It’s a bold centerpiece for any morning ritual, turning a routine sip into a front-row seat to democracy.

Across the bottom, a stark black band anchors a bold white caption: “Gonna Tell My Kids This Was Epstein’s Client List.” The text is unapologetically provocative, pairing edgy humor with a contemporary internet vibe. A diagonal teal watermark streaks across the image, adding a street-art edge that makes the mug pop from every angle. It’s the kind of design that sparks conversation—whether you’re joking with friends or defending your favorite hot take.

Designed to wrap around 11 oz, 15 oz, and 20 oz mugs, this image works on every size with the same punch. The contrast of bright whites against deep shadows keeps the message legible while the photo’s busy background adds energy and depth. It’s a conversation starter, a playful dare, and a bold gift for anyone who loves political satire or unforgettable memes to start the day with their coffee.

Whether you’re drinking your morning coffee, evening tea, or something in between—this mug’s for you! It’s sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that’ll withstand the microwave and dishwasher.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
• Lead and BPA-free material
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

EU Warranty: 2 years

Age restrictions: For adults

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to our EU rep. at Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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