Crybully Conman Anti-Trump Unisex Premium Hoodie
Price range: $42.99 through $45.99
A tight vector portrait mid-rant, navy suit and red tie on black, with “Crybully Conman” locked underneath. Lane Seven premium 3-end fleece hoodie with DIGISOFT print.
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Description
The Crybully Conman Anti-Trump Unisex Premium Hoodie is a portrait that does not flatter. The jaw is set. The teeth are showing. The navy suit and red tie are rendered in flat, graphic color against a black field, and the caption underneath does the rest of the work: Crybully Conman.
The joke is the posture. A man who sells strength as a brand and then folds into grievance the moment the room stops clapping. This hoodie is for people who are done treating that act as leadership. Satire you can wear when the weather drops.
The artwork is built as a clean vector illustration, not a muddy photo print. It needs a dark ground and a fleece that will actually take ink. This one is the Lane Seven LS14001: tight-knit 3-end fleece, double-needle seams, and a DIGISOFT print that bends with the fabric instead of sitting on it like a sticker.
Product Features
- 3-End Premium Fleece: 80% cotton, 10% polyester, and 10% recycled polyester from plastic bottles. Tight knit for cleaner prints and a lofty hand feel.
- Double-Needle Seams: Top-stitched on all seams so the hoodie holds its shape instead of twisting after a few washes.
- 1×1 Rib Cuffs and Waistband: Ribbing at the sleeve cuffs and hem keeps the fit clean.
- DTM Drawcord with Metal Eyelets: Dye-to-match round drawcord with tipped ends and metal eyelets.
- DIGISOFT Print Process: Ink cures into the fleece so the portrait and type stay flexible and resist cracking.
Choose from Black, Charcoal Heather, Heather Grey, Navy, and White. Available in S, M, L, XL, 2XL, and 3XL.
Pair it with the rest of the Crybully Conman range, including the Women’s Long Sleeve Tee and the Deluxe Portrait Canvas.
Product Attributes
| Product | Lane Seven LS14001 Unisex Premium Hoodie |
| Fabric | 80% cotton, 10% polyester, 10% recycled polyester (3-end fleece) |
| Fit | Unisex premium / modern fit |
| Details | Double-needle seams, 1×1 rib cuffs and waistband, DTM drawcord, metal eyelets |
| Print Method | Premium DIGISOFT high-definition |
| Theme | Anti-Trump, political satire, protest apparel |
Sizing Information
This hoodie runs to a unisex premium fit. Check the size chart tab on this product page to confirm your measurements before ordering.
Fit: Unisex Outerwear
LS14001 Lane Seven Unisex Premium Hoodie
Actual Garment Measurements (Inches)
| Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length | 23.5 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 |
| Body Width | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
| Neck Circumference | 9.50 | 10.00 | 10.00 | 10.50 | 11.00 | 11.50 | 12.00 |
| Sleeve Length | 23.50 | 24 | 24.5 | 25 | 25.5 | 26 | 26.5 |
- Body Length - Lay garment flat (face down). Measure from center back neckline seam straight down to bottom of the front hem.
- Body Width - Lay garment flat. 1" below the armhole flat measure the garment across the chest.
- Neck Circumference - Lay collar open. Measure along entire neckseam (from edge to edge).
- Sleeve Length - Lay garment flat (face down). Measure from center back neck to outer edge of shoulder seam, then along outer edge to sleeve end.
Fit: Women's / Unisex Relaxed Fit
6500 Bella + Canvas Jersey Long Sleeve Tee
Actual Garment Measurements (Inches)
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length | 25 3/4 | 26 1/4 | 26 7/8 | 27 1/2 | 28 1/8 |
| Chest Width (Laid Flat) | 17 | 17 ¾ | 18 ¾ | 19 ¾ | 20 ¾ |
| Body Length Tolerance | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 |
| Chest Tolerance | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 |
- Body Length - Measured from high point shoulder to finished hem at back.
- Chest Width (Laid Flat) - Measured across the chest one inch below armhole when laid flat.
- Tolerance - Acceptable margin of structural variation (+/-).
Fit: Unisex Standard Fit
Gildan Heavy Cotton™ Long Sleeve T-Shirt G540
Actual Garment Measurements
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest (Front Only) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Body Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Sleeve Length | 33.5 | 35 | 36.5 | 38 | 39.5 | 39.5 |
Fit: Unisex Premium/Modern Fit
Bella + Canvas Jersey Long-Sleeve 3501
Actual Garment Measurements
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest (Front Only) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 |
| Body Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 |
| Sleeve Length | 25⅝ | 26¼ | 26¾ | 27½ | 28⅜ |
Fit: Men's / Unisex Traditional Fit
Gildan Men's Short-Sleeve G500
Actual Garment Measurements
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest (Front Only) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 |
| Body Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 |
Fit: Women's Contour Fit
Gildan Women's Short-Sleeve G500L
Suggested Sizing
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Numeric Size | 4/6 | 8/10 | 12/14 | 16/18 | 18/20 | 20/22 |
| Bust (Front Only) | 17¼ | 19¼ | 21¼ | 23¼ | 25¼ | 27¼ |
Fit: Unisex Adjustable Headwear
Adams Ollie Cap OL102
Garment Measurements
| Size | OSFA |
|---|---|
| Standard Fit | One Size Fits All |
- OSFA: Adjustable or stretch fit designed to fit most adults.
Additional information
| Weight | N/A |
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