Men’s Crybully Conman Anti-Trump Long Sleeve Shirt
Price range: $30.99 through $33.99
A tight vector portrait mid-rant, navy suit and red tie on black, with “Crybully Conman” locked underneath. Heavyweight USA cotton long sleeve with DIGISOFT print.
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Description
The Men’s Crybully Conman Anti-Trump Long Sleeve Shirt is a portrait that does not flatter. The jaw is set. The teeth are showing. The navy suit and red tie are rendered in flat, graphic color against a black field, and the caption underneath does the rest of the work: Crybully Conman.
The joke is the posture. A man who sells strength as a brand and then folds into grievance the moment the room stops clapping. This shirt is for people who are done treating that act as leadership. Satire, not a press release.
The artwork is a clean vector illustration on a Gildan heavy cotton long sleeve. Ribbed cuffs and taped shoulders keep the silhouette from going sloppy. DIGISOFT printing keeps the portrait readable instead of cracking into a cheap film.
Product Features
- 5.3 oz USA Cotton: Classic heavyweight knit that holds its shape. Most colors are 100% cotton. Select heather and grey colorways use cotton/poly blends.
- Double-Needle Stitching: Reinforced throughout so seams do not blow out at the usual stress points.
- Seamless Rib Neck: A cleaner collar line that sits flatter than a bulky coverstitched neck.
- Taped Shoulder-to-Shoulder: Stabilizes the yoke and keeps the long sleeves from twisting.
- Ribbed Cuffs: Hold their shape so the sleeves stay put instead of stretching into bells.
- DIGISOFT Print Process: Ink cures into the fiber so the portrait and type stay flexible and resist cracking.
Choose from Black, Dark Heather, Irish Green, Light Pink, Navy, Sport Grey, and White. Available in S, M, L, XL, 2XL, and 3XL.
Pair it with the rest of the Crybully Conman range, including the Women’s T-Shirt, the Women’s Long Sleeve Tee, the Unisex Premium Hoodie, the Deluxe Portrait Canvas, and the 15oz Black Mug.
Product Attributes
| Product | Gildan G540 Heavy Cotton Long Sleeve T-Shirt |
| Material | 5.3 oz, 100% USA cotton (cotton/poly blends on select heathers) |
| Fit | Classic unisex / men’s traditional fit |
| Details | Double-needle stitching, seamless rib neck, taped shoulders, ribbed cuffs |
| Print Method | Premium DIGISOFT high-definition |
| Theme | Anti-Trump, political satire, protest apparel |
Sizing Information
This long sleeve runs true to size in a classic unisex cut. Check the size chart tab on this product page to confirm your measurements before ordering.
LS14001 Lane Seven Unisex Premium Hoodie
| Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length | 23.5 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 |
| Body Width | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
| Neck Circumference | 9.50 | 10.00 | 10.00 | 10.50 | 11.00 | 11.50 | 12.00 |
| Sleeve Length | 23.50 | 24 | 24.5 | 25 | 25.5 | 26 | 26.5 |
- Body Length - Lay garment flat (face down). Measure from center back neckline seam straight down to bottom of the front hem.
- Body Width - Lay garment flat. 1" below the armhole flat measure the garment across the chest.
- Neck Circumference - Lay collar open. Measure along entire neckseam (from edge to edge).
- Sleeve Length - Lay garment flat (face down). Measure from center back neck to outer edge of shoulder seam, then along outer edge to sleeve end.
6500 Bella + Canvas Jersey Long Sleeve Tee
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length | 25 3/4 | 26 1/4 | 26 7/8 | 27 1/2 | 28 1/8 |
| Chest Width (Laid Flat) | 17 | 17 ¾ | 18 ¾ | 19 ¾ | 20 ¾ |
| Body Length Tolerance | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 |
| Chest Tolerance | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 |
- Body Length - Measured from high point shoulder to finished hem at back.
- Chest Width (Laid Flat) - Measured across the chest one inch below armhole when laid flat.
- Tolerance - Acceptable margin of structural variation (+/-).
Gildan Heavy Cotton™ Long Sleeve T-Shirt G540
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest (Front Only) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Body Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Sleeve Length | 33.5 | 35 | 36.5 | 38 | 39.5 | 39.5 |
Bella + Canvas Jersey Long-Sleeve 3501
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest (Front Only) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 |
| Body Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 |
| Sleeve Length | 25⅝ | 26¼ | 26¾ | 27½ | 28⅜ |
Gildan Men's Short-Sleeve G500
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest (Front Only) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 |
| Body Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 |
Gildan Women's Short-Sleeve G500L
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Numeric Size | 4/6 | 8/10 | 12/14 | 16/18 | 18/20 | 20/22 |
| Bust (Front Only) | 17¼ | 19¼ | 21¼ | 23¼ | 25¼ | 27¼ |
Adams Ollie Cap OL102
| Size | OSFA |
|---|---|
| Standard Fit | One Size Fits All |
- OSFA: Adjustable or stretch fit designed to fit most adults.
Additional information
| Weight | N/A |
|---|---|
| Color | Black, Dark Heather, Irish Green, Light Pink, Navy, Sport Grey, White |
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