Release The Epstein Files Arrest The Pedophiles Unisex Premium Hoodie
Price range: $42.99 through $45.99
Cracked-letter protest type that reads like a flyer photocopied one too many times. “Release The Epstein Files” stacked over “Arrest The Pedophiles” on an 80% cotton Lane Seven premium fleece hoodie.
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Description
The lettering on the Release The Epstein Files Arrest The Pedophiles Unisex Premium Hoodie is not clean type. It is cracked, weathered, and printed like a flyer that has already survived a hundred photocopiers. White distressed block letters demand the files. Red letters demand arrests. Thin red score lines cut the composition the way a marker cuts a poster.
This is not a slogan that waits for permission. It is a public demand for full disclosure of the Epstein records and for actual prosecutions of the people those records implicate—not redactions, not photo-op binders, and not another news cycle that treats child trafficking as content. Wear it as a conversation that does not end when the headline does.
The graphic sits as a high-contrast chest print on a heavy 3-end fleece that actually takes ink well. Built on the Lane Seven LS14001 blank, this hoodie is cut for everyday wear with enough structure to keep the artwork readable and enough loft to make the fabric feel substantial instead of cheap and thin.
Product Features
- 3-End Premium Fleece: Tight-knit 80% cotton, 10% polyester, and 10% recycled polyester from plastic bottles. The construction prints cleaner than standard fleece and keeps a lofty hand feel.
- Double-Needle Seams: Top-stitched on all seams so the hoodie holds its shape instead of twisting after a few washes.
- 1×1 Rib Cuffs and Waistband: Ribbing at the sleeve cuffs and hem keeps the fit clean and stops the body from blowing out.
- DTM Drawcord with Metal Eyelets: Dye-to-match round drawcord with tipped ends and metal eyelets, so the hood hardware matches the garment instead of looking like an afterthought.
- DIGISOFT Print Process: Ink cures into the fleece instead of sitting on top as a stiff film, so the cracked type stays flexible and resists cracking.
Choose from Black, Charcoal Heather, Heather Grey, Navy, and White. Available in S, M, L, XL, 2XL, and 3XL.
Pair it with the rest of the Epstein Files collection and the Child Safety range, including the Men’s Release The Epstein Files Arrest The Pedophiles T-Shirt, the Women’s Long Sleeve Tee, Turn The Epstein Files Into Jury Trials, and Dead Pedophiles Don’t Re-Offend.
Product Attributes
| Product | Lane Seven LS14001 Unisex Premium Hoodie |
| Fabric | 80% cotton, 10% polyester, 10% recycled polyester (3-end fleece) |
| Fit | Unisex premium / modern fit |
| Details | Double-needle seams, 1×1 rib cuffs and waistband, DTM drawcord, metal eyelets |
| Print Method | Premium DIGISOFT high-definition |
| Theme | Epstein Files, transparency, child protection, accountability |
Sizing Information
This hoodie runs to a unisex premium fit. Check the size chart tab on this product page to confirm your measurements before ordering.
LS14001 Lane Seven Unisex Premium Hoodie
| Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length | 23.5 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 |
| Body Width | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
| Neck Circumference | 9.50 | 10.00 | 10.00 | 10.50 | 11.00 | 11.50 | 12.00 |
| Sleeve Length | 23.50 | 24 | 24.5 | 25 | 25.5 | 26 | 26.5 |
- Body Length - Lay garment flat (face down). Measure from center back neckline seam straight down to bottom of the front hem.
- Body Width - Lay garment flat. 1" below the armhole flat measure the garment across the chest.
- Neck Circumference - Lay collar open. Measure along entire neckseam (from edge to edge).
- Sleeve Length - Lay garment flat (face down). Measure from center back neck to outer edge of shoulder seam, then along outer edge to sleeve end.
6500 Bella + Canvas Jersey Long Sleeve Tee
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length | 25 3/4 | 26 1/4 | 26 7/8 | 27 1/2 | 28 1/8 |
| Chest Width (Laid Flat) | 17 | 17 ¾ | 18 ¾ | 19 ¾ | 20 ¾ |
| Body Length Tolerance | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 |
| Chest Tolerance | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 |
- Body Length - Measured from high point shoulder to finished hem at back.
- Chest Width (Laid Flat) - Measured across the chest one inch below armhole when laid flat.
- Tolerance - Acceptable margin of structural variation (+/-).
Gildan Heavy Cotton™ Long Sleeve T-Shirt G540
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest (Front Only) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Body Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Sleeve Length | 33.5 | 35 | 36.5 | 38 | 39.5 | 39.5 |
Bella + Canvas Jersey Long-Sleeve 3501
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest (Front Only) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 |
| Body Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 |
| Sleeve Length | 25⅝ | 26¼ | 26¾ | 27½ | 28⅜ |
Gildan Men's Short-Sleeve G500
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest (Front Only) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 |
| Body Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 |
Gildan Women's Short-Sleeve G500L
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Numeric Size | 4/6 | 8/10 | 12/14 | 16/18 | 18/20 | 20/22 |
| Bust (Front Only) | 17¼ | 19¼ | 21¼ | 23¼ | 25¼ | 27¼ |
Adams Ollie Cap OL102
| Size | OSFA |
|---|---|
| Standard Fit | One Size Fits All |
- OSFA: Adjustable or stretch fit designed to fit most adults.
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