VIP Very Important Plumber Men’s Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt | Funny Plumber Gift
Price range: $23.99 through $29.99
Command the job site with a durable, premium-cotton tribute that balances heavy-duty performance with the authoritative status of a “Very Important Plumber.” Soft, tough, and built for all-day wear.
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Description
The backbone of civilization is not built in an office. It is maintained one pipe at a time by the person who knows that “emergency” is just another Tuesday. The VIP Very Important Plumber Heavy Cotton T-Shirt is a wearable badge of honor for the master of the main line, pairing a rugged, no-nonsense build with a sharp wit that commands respect before the toolbox even opens.
This is more than a work shirt. It is a statement of trade pride on the jobsite, a conversation starter at the supply house, and an easy gift for the hardworking plumber who has earned the title. The high-impact “V.I.P.” graphic makes it clear who the real VIP is.
Underneath the joke is a genuinely tough shirt: soft, substantial 5.3-ounce cotton with a relaxed unisex fit that stands up to the grit of the job and holds its shape through long days.
Product Features:
- Professional Authority: The high-impact “V.I.P.” graphic is a powerful, well-deserved declaration of essential status in the trades.
- Sustainably Sourced Durability: Soft, substantial 5.3-ounce cotton, fairly grown in the USA, for a shirt that is as ethically made as it is tough.
- Classic Heavyweight Fit: A relaxed unisex silhouette that runs true to size, a reliable staple for all-day wear on the job.
- Built to Last: Taped neck and shoulders plus a tearaway label keep it comfortable, snag-free, and in shape wash after wash.
Available in eleven colors: Black, Heliconia, Irish Green, Military Green, Purple, Red, Royal, Safety Green, Safety Orange, Sport Grey, and White, in sizes S through 6XL. Want the message in another format? Start your morning with the matching VIP Plumber coffee mug, layer up with the long sleeve Very Important Plumber tee, or explore more plumber apparel and gifts across the shop.
Product Attributes
| Attribute | Specification |
| Garment Type | Gildan G500 Men’s/Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt |
| Material | 5.3 oz, 100% Preshrunk Cotton (Sustainably Grown USA Cotton) |
| Texture | Soft, Heavyweight Classic Cotton |
| Special Features | Taped Neck and Shoulders, Tearaway Label |
| Fit | Classic Unisex Relaxed Fit (Runs True to Size) |
| Print Method | High-Definition DIGISOFT |
| Theme | Plumber, Trade Pride, Occupational Humor |
Sizing Information
This tee runs in a classic unisex relaxed fit, true to size. To find your perfect fit, check the size chart tab below on this product page before ordering.
LS14001 Lane Seven Unisex Premium Hoodie
| Size | XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length | 23.5 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 |
| Body Width | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 |
| Neck Circumference | 9.50 | 10.00 | 10.00 | 10.50 | 11.00 | 11.50 | 12.00 |
| Sleeve Length | 23.50 | 24 | 24.5 | 25 | 25.5 | 26 | 26.5 |
- Body Length - Lay garment flat (face down). Measure from center back neckline seam straight down to bottom of the front hem.
- Body Width - Lay garment flat. 1" below the armhole flat measure the garment across the chest.
- Neck Circumference - Lay collar open. Measure along entire neckseam (from edge to edge).
- Sleeve Length - Lay garment flat (face down). Measure from center back neck to outer edge of shoulder seam, then along outer edge to sleeve end.
6500 Bella + Canvas Jersey Long Sleeve Tee
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length | 25 3/4 | 26 1/4 | 26 7/8 | 27 1/2 | 28 1/8 |
| Chest Width (Laid Flat) | 17 | 17 ¾ | 18 ¾ | 19 ¾ | 20 ¾ |
| Body Length Tolerance | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 |
| Chest Tolerance | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 |
- Body Length - Measured from high point shoulder to finished hem at back.
- Chest Width (Laid Flat) - Measured across the chest one inch below armhole when laid flat.
- Tolerance - Acceptable margin of structural variation (+/-).
Gildan Heavy Cotton™ Long Sleeve T-Shirt G540
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest (Front Only) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Body Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Sleeve Length | 33.5 | 35 | 36.5 | 38 | 39.5 | 39.5 |
Bella + Canvas Jersey Long-Sleeve 3501
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest (Front Only) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 |
| Body Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 |
| Sleeve Length | 25⅝ | 26¼ | 26¾ | 27½ | 28⅜ |
Gildan Men's Short-Sleeve G500
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest (Front Only) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 |
| Body Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 |
Gildan Women's Short-Sleeve G500L
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Numeric Size | 4/6 | 8/10 | 12/14 | 16/18 | 18/20 | 20/22 |
| Bust (Front Only) | 17¼ | 19¼ | 21¼ | 23¼ | 25¼ | 27¼ |
Adams Ollie Cap OL102
| Size | OSFA |
|---|---|
| Standard Fit | One Size Fits All |
- OSFA: Adjustable or stretch fit designed to fit most adults.
Additional information
| Weight | N/A |
|---|---|
| Color | Black, Heliconia, Irish Green, Military Green, Purple, Red, Royal, Safety Green, Safety Orange, Sport Grey, White |
| Size |
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